January 2012
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stillslydgn:
wears band shirts out in public in hopes that someone attractive will notice and compliment my shirt so we can then get married
I have a massive urge to drop out of school; delete my tumblr, throw my phone out the window and get on a train to somewhere random and just go on a massive adventure.
Yeah, I'd like a Marshall Eriksen of my own,...
I really just want to go out, get coffee, and talk...
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I just finished watching ShitLAPplSay, and...
Me: I'm on my way out the door. I'm really late. I'm probably not going to find parking.
Friend: Where are you going?
Me: I'm volunteering at Fresh and Easy market. The one with all the organic stuff.
Friend: O! Which one?
Me: The one off the 10, past the 57. The one off Vincent.
Friend: You're going to run into traffic.
Me: GOD! I know. But at least I look skinny in my volunteer shirt.
Friend: Good. O, I got a ticket yesterday. It was freaking BS. I parked within hours. I just went over two hours by like five minutes.
Me: Yeah that is bullshit. O, and I tried that skim milk thing at starbucks like you said.
Friend: Hehe, I'm there now. So good.
As I sat in my car, I took a moment and just put my face in my hands.
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Thank you for what you brought out of me, and I...
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11 year old: has sex and gets drunk every weekend
me: goes to movies with my mom
